Posted by
David Pedjoe on Saturday, March 24, 2007 7:16:27 PM
Indubiously and Ingeniusly I've Devised.
Through My Studies of Shakira and Cindy Crawford, I've Calculated That The Best Way To A "Winning Hand".. Is Not Lipo-Suction or A "Tummy-Tuck".. or Weight Training. Really Ms.Desiree Starr, Although You Are In Proper Form and Quite Flexible, To Be In Top Shape All The Time Young and Older Women, Do As You Did As Little Lady.. Use Your Hula-Hoop To Get That "Winning Hand" They Claim Is 36-24-36.. I Research My Criteria Properly, I Know How To Study Photographs For Defects and "Effects".. Saw Cindy Walking Down The Runway.. on The Web, Hum? Looked Like She Had Been Up To Something and Not Just "Strutting Her Stuff"... So As Shakira Said" "Hips Don't Lie".. Configured The Swaying Motion of The "Crawford" Strut.. And Ruben, Ruben.. Maybe We Won't Have To Be "Transparent" Now... From The Belly To The Knee, Swing That Hula-Hoop Around.. and Ginger Rogers Will Take You To The Hawaiian Hula, or Carmen Will Take You To The Rumba.. But This Is The Newest "Craze" I Offer To Ms.Desiree Starr As The Spokesmodel For Hula-Hoops. Shake That Boot Thing? Far Beyond The Northern See? "Hips Don't Lie"!!!
Endearingly Released Information To: Ms.Desiree Starr
Permission Granted by: Mr.David Michael Pedjoe, 03/24/07 DMP
Innovator of The New Craze, Hula-Hoop To That Perfect Figure..